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1.现在女人真伟大。不知不觉肚子大、有了孩子没有爸!

2.小时候我们把玩具当朋友、长大了朋友拿我们当玩具。

3.你不能让所有的人满意,因为不一定所有的都是人。

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7.如果你看到面前的阴影,别怕,那是因为你的背后有光

9.最穷无非讨饭、不死终会出头

10.时间是最好的老师,但遗憾的是——最后他把所有的学生都弄死了

11.别总拿你那老百姓的身份给我讲述那B社会的故事 !

你再牛逼百度咋搜索不到你呢?

你再有劲你能憋住尿吗?

12.在任何状况下,不能玩弄别人,玩人必被人玩。你再有心眼,也不是最厉害的那个。

13.世界上最动听的话不是我爱你,而是你的肿瘤是良性的!

14.唾沫是用来数钞票的,而不是用来讲道理的

15.不该看的不看,不该说的不说,不该听的不听,不该想的不想,请专心致志的打你的酱油

16.男人的谎言可以欺骗女人一夜 女人的谎言可以欺骗男人一生

17.如果可能的话,更强一些,宁可强的让人羡慕,也不能弱得让人可怜!

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21.我们只有一个地球,所以大家要爱护地球;地球上只有一个我,所以大家也要爱护我!

22.开心了就笑,不开心了就过会儿再笑

23.向新朋友介绍女友时,请搂着她的腰,而不是站在一旁用手指点

24.走的最快的是最美的风景 伤的最深的是最真的感情

25人生最大的悲哀,并不是在于你得不到或者失去的,而是你根本不知道你自己要的是什么!

26.长大后之所以这么努力、只是因为小时候吹过的牛逼!

27. 所谓成功的女人就是白天特NB,晚上B特N

28.假如有个人愿在自己身边,就算没有任何语言只是在身边,我也觉得是一种幸福,即使失去了一切,只要停下脚步看一下四周,一定会有某个人在你看得见的地方。请别伤心、不要绝望,无论如何也请别忘记,自己决不是孤单一人的.

29.在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人 把你从屎堆拉出来的未必是朋友

30.我不能做到我所希望的一切,但是我应该做好我可以做到的一切.

31.无论什么时候打电话,摘起话筒的时候请微笑,因为对方能感觉到.

32.上帝给了我们七情六欲,我们却把它们变成了色情和暴力

33.拥有一颗知足的心,知足者常乐。若想得到快乐,就别让自己过得无精打采,想要获得快乐,不是增加财富,而是 降 低欲望。

34.找一个你爱聊的人结婚 , 因为当年龄大了以后,你会发觉喜欢聊天是一个人最大的优点。

35至今为止,地球仍在我的脚下.

36.心若没有栖息的地方,到哪里都是在流浪!

37.不要相信接吻时从不闭眼的伴侣。

38.最好的关系存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。

39.没能耐的看人装逼,有能耐的跟人装逼

40.虽然我不在江湖,但是江湖却有我的传说

41.人不可以把钱带进坟墓。 但钱可以把人带进坟墓。

42.废话是人际关系的第一句

43.看透别说透、继续做朋友。

44.吸引住男人的办法就是让他一直得不到;吸引女人的办法正好相反,就是让她一直满足。

45.男人,上半身是修养,下半身是本质;女人,上半身是诱饵,下半身是陷阱。

46.在街上看美女,目光高一点就是欣赏,目光低一点就是流氓。

47.女孩买很多很多漂亮衣服穿,就是为了吸引男孩的目光,但男孩想看的,却是不穿衣服的女孩。

48.男人都喜欢江山,是因为他们觉得只有整个江山才能让他们的女人心动

49.小人物的时间是最不值钱的 他可以和一个菜贩为了两毛钱而斤斤计较

50.当我们把情感更多的 放在 友情 爱情上 可往往最后 能让你感动的 只有亲情

51.所谓忠诚、只是因为背叛的筹码不够!

52.你叫我滚,我滚了,你叫我回来,对不起滚远了。

53. 想知道一个人的内心缺少什么,不看别的,就看他炫耀什么。想知道一个人自卑什么,不看别的,就看他掩饰什么。
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有些有点意思
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